we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
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