Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
Before I go in, is 'I just got a root canal 2 hours ago' a good excuse to show up drunk to yoga class with a 6 pack? Because if not I think I need to go home.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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