who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
Randomize
