So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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