i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Bonus points if the penis has a little hat too
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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