its not stalking. its research.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
So apparently when he was telling people he was in Alaska for 6 months he was actually in jail
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
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