Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
The part where he comes over and ignores you isn't what makes me mad about that story... It's the fact that he ate your tacos, AND THEN proceeded to ignore you. That's cold hearted.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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