i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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