Guys who wear capris make me want to kill endangered species.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
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