They should really pass out barf bags in church
How do you know one of your one night stands hasn't produced a child? You may have hundreds of kids.
Pretty sure I don't. One night stands are purely anal..no exceptions.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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