Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
Nothing like walk of shaming to the bus stop in your bar clothes at noon and seeing the fire truck you work on drive past with the other shift giving you thumbs up.. Brotherhood at its finest
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
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