chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
MY roomie made me a chinese name- it's supposed to mean 'the girl of a thousand sins.'
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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