Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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