No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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