i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
I just woke and had to fish my phone out of a bowl of chili. I was wrist deep in it. WHO BROUGHT CHILI TO A PARTY?!
its not chili. and you brought it.
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