They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
Ah, but I don't wear underwear. Every day is Commando Wednesday.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
