who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
At least make sure they are 18
Why
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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