it was like his penis was on wheels.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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