once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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