How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
so getting blacked out last night has made my lips so beautifully red for pictures today... and they say nothing good comes from alcohol
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
Ok, in complete transparency, I am eating a cookie on my bed naked while reading a Halo novel.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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