so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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