is wine microwaveable?
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Just saw 4 of my students at Denny's at 4am on a Tuesday. We all pretended not to see each other, as we are all clearly tipsy and/or stoned. Class is in less than 4 hours. Either i'm getting too old for this shit or they're starting on the road to crazy-town much earlier these days.
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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