Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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