I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
my fraternity brothers just had an intervention for me. i either have a problem or am just on some next-level shit, im gonna go with door number 2
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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