i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
I can tell how much and what I drank by my morning shits
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
Then we woke up and they shouted "Emergency Vodka!!" and that's how we got redrunk.
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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