So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
I just folded my boss's lingerie. I need a drink and a raise
Just traded a shot of whiskey for a warm PBR on public transit. It's that's sort of night already.
When cunnilingus is one of the first 25 words you say to someone there's a problem
#reasonsyoushouldnthaveatinder
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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