Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
so that wasnt chicken after all
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I wish I could sell my textbooks directly to my drug dealer and cut out the middle man
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
In the 2nd smartest move of my day your ringtone for when you call is now the Space Jam theme.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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