hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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