Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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