Her dad smelled like someone lit a fart and burned their ass hairs.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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