she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
At this point, I really just need a sign in sheet for my vagina.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
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