yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Randomize
