Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Phosphoglyceraldehydration... why the fuck is this a word
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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