I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I found your Halloween costume. I think you shit yourself last night
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
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i can feel colors
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