guys are only as good as the porn they watch
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
He called me from prison intake to wish me luck on my job interview. Somehow that's the most romantic thing that's ever happened to me.
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I feel like my vagina was punched by chuck Norris, a Brazilian chuck Norris.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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