So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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