bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I'm being responsible and going as a gay, slutty Mormon missionary. It's responsible because I'll have a bike helmet on for when I fall over because I'm too shitfaced to stand upright. It's safer than Count Fagula. I just need to come up with a line equal or greater than "Blaaaa I want to suck your dick"
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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