Someone just asked me to go to the dining hall for dinner and he will use one of his swipes to pay for my meal. i think this is a college version of a date
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
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