it glows. i had to have it.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
Randomize
