i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
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