the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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