With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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