I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
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