but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Who are these men, what are we doing here, how is this helping us toward our goals of sex and pasta? Things to consider.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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