How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
He's my palate cleanser. He's my mint sorbet. He's my saltine cracker. He's who I fuck between people to make the next one better.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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