Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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