I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
Actions speak louder than pants.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
I'm bleeding and have questions
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