it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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