i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
only 3 drinks in and he showed me his fursuit, please come pick me up
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