He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
my roommate just said she thinks she got a flashback or some memory of me getting hit by a car.
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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