This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
So he ended up having sex with me, but it was so awkward. When it was over, he went to the bathroom, and he came back and asked, "are you on your period or something? there's blood on my dick..." and i said, "well it was supposed to start today, nice surprise...i am so embarrassed." and he said ,"it's better than you queefing." and as soon as he said that, i queef the hardest and loudest i ever had.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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