I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
Tip: never mention Guy Fieri during sex
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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