if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
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