we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
Did I show you my penis last night?
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
My dad is sitting where you rode me
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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