He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
Hey, I can't get ahold of Tommy. Let him know his ex-girlfriend is pregnant.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
