great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
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