You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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