i always forget guys have bellybuttons
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
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