oh god the rape fog is back!
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
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