how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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