So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
No he's great. He's trying to do "sexy stuff" for me now, which is pretty hilarious. He stirred my daiquiri with his penis last night. He also tied a bouquet of flowers around it.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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