Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Spent 38 bucks on dollar wells last night. I'm pretty sure my liver is staging a mutiny right now.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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