he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
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